The
alien answered politely, but without any emotion or change in
his voice, "We don't do anything. A long time ago, no one
could decide what the right thing to do or eat or play would be,
and everyone just argued all of the time.
Everybody
thought everybody else was strange or different, so our leader
decided to make everybody the same. No one is ever first, no one
is ever last. No one looks funny, no one looks different."